Who the hell...

I got a call at work the other day. I still don't know who it was:

Caller: Hi, do you guys carry Apple Bottom Jeans?

me: Uhh, sorry we don't carry those. Im not sure who does.

Caller: Oh, what about boots with the fur?

me: (laughs) Naw sorry we don't have those either.

Caller: Oh...ok then, thanks.